Three Men On a Boat

The first thing that comes to one's mind is what the bloody hell is he on about or if one fears that they might be whore of some sort then it is the gasp and all that other business.

It must be said that when one looks quite frankly that when one looks at it the world is filled with these but there are those who have taken it to the next level.

There are those who know no life but facebook. Zuckerberg has made them his bitches.

You see, an understanding must be made that there is a difference between someone who has a presence but those who make themselves something of a nuisance online. One of those that, as soon as you log on they are saying hello on the chat thing. Then they spam you with sticky notes, event or some other weird and extremely random invitation.

You see the biggest question to ask most of the time is how do they know you are online. After all it is not as if you get a notification that someone has just come online. Unless as this author might not be aware, there is an application that does that. If that is the case then we are all doomed because that means we could easily be stalked online. Mind you I have enjoyed being stalked here and there.

You see the whore now begins to have facebook messages appearing in his head as he lives. I know one that was woken up by a facebook notification. Not a real one but one that appeared in his dreams.

Although let's face it, facebook is kinda cool, it needs a place and sometyimes real life should be too crowded for it.

Not for the whore. The whore is online all the time... even in the dreams

Mayb we should have a book... confessions of a facebook whore. and we will sell it on FB... sorry facebook.